P.U.S.H.
Do you know what P.U.S.H stands for? Well, according to the bumper sticker I recently saw, it means Pray Until Something Happens. How delightful! Instead of prayer being a means through which God chooses to accomplish His sovereign and unchanging will, it is now a means by which we can sway God into doing whatever we want. Are things not going your way? Well, you probably just haven't been praying about it enough. So get down on your knees and get going. Pray Until Something Happens!
Other annoying bumper stickers: My Boss is a Jewish Capenter, Fight Truth Decay, No Sin Zone, Too Blessed to be Depressed, My Child Honors God and Praises Jesus, Boycott Hell, This Car is Prayer-conditioned.
Of course, most Christian bumper stickers communicate some major theological errors and the others are just plain stupid. What are some bumper stickers that you love to hate?
Other annoying bumper stickers: My Boss is a Jewish Capenter, Fight Truth Decay, No Sin Zone, Too Blessed to be Depressed, My Child Honors God and Praises Jesus, Boycott Hell, This Car is Prayer-conditioned.
Of course, most Christian bumper stickers communicate some major theological errors and the others are just plain stupid. What are some bumper stickers that you love to hate?
posted by Alex & Laura Beth @ 12:47 PM
15 Comments:
At 2:25 PM,
Alex Jonathan O'Nan said…
"Grace Happens" or "Next time you think you are perfect, try walking on water" or "Incase of rapture, this car will not be occupied" or something like that.
I'm P.U.S.H.in' hard for ya'll!
At 9:58 PM,
Anonymous said…
a personal favorite of mine is: "in case of rapture, this car will be unmaned"........ lovely
At 8:15 AM,
Anonymous said…
"as long as there are pop quizzes, there will be prayer in schools!"
At 10:34 AM,
Alex F said…
The fish, then the fish with feet saying "Darwin," then the fish with feet saying "Darwin" being swallowed by a bigger fish saying "truth."
"I believe in the Big Bang Theory. God spoke and BANG it happened"
"Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an ---hole."
If I'm honest, I can't help it - I think that last one's pretty funny.
At 12:30 PM,
Anonymous said…
"God is my Co-Pilot" - Re-assuring that we have equal responsibility for things that happen, Huh?!
At 3:34 PM,
Choral Advocate said…
honestly I am tired of most bumper stickers..."mean people suck" thats funny...but now its getting out of hand...that is sort of on topic? just my thoughts LBA...later
At 4:46 PM,
Nikki Leigh Daniel said…
Yeah, haha!! I TOTALLY had the Darwin eating the truth one...and i was proud of it too!!
(Don't worry-I wouldn't do it again).
I JUST saw a really cheesy one, but it was on campus, so I will refrain from posting it here. But it was CHEESY.
At 10:58 AM,
Kristin said…
Loves me (pic of Jesus)
Loves me not (pic of satan)
At 11:00 AM,
Alex & Laura Beth said…
Oh... Come on Nikki! I said one that I saw on campus - "My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter." Please share! Please share! Please share!
At 11:34 AM,
Alex F said…
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At 1:28 PM,
Alex & Laura Beth said…
Alex saw one near campus today that said "Lifesavers University."
At 11:24 AM,
Nick Nye said…
funny topic... i like "Eternity: Smoking or Non-Smoking?"
Here is one you would never see on a car... The picture would be Noah's Arch with people swimming all around after the flood. Giant bummper stickers on the arch that say, 'smile, God loves you!'
I've seen it somewhere on the web?
At 4:20 PM,
Anonymous said…
Saw this today --
Wherever I go, there "I AM"
...no, seriously. I really did see it.
At 5:22 PM,
Nikki Leigh Daniel said…
Dang, LB! I can't remember now...let me ask my sources because we were definitely laughing at it for a looong time!
I'll get back to you on this...
At 7:19 PM,
Jeremy Perrine said…
"Don't Mind the Car, My Real Treasure is in Heaven"
Or, I really do like this one, "God, save me from your follower's..." that doesn't sound right, but it was something like that.
My friend from High School had one of Calvin holding a Bible and pointing in the air. He took it off because from a distance it looked like Calvin was flipping you the bird. 'that means the middle finger :)'
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